Exactly why I don't go to water parks.
Instead of looking cool on the internet, you now look like a tool.
Without the epic commentary from the black guy behind the camera, this would just be another grandpa practicing nunchucks in a parking lot video.
And you thought skateboarding took skill.
Dude fills his lungs with hot dogs, that's cool in my book! Redneck win!
You're the only one in the parking lot. How did you not see that?
Hmm, he seems to be in a bit of a pickle.
It has a mind of it's own.
Usually women and cars don't mix. Add to the fact that she's a blonde and watch out!
This guy watches out for all the kitty's in the park. I'd be scared.