Next time don't park near potential roof avalanches.
Hmm, he seems to be in a bit of a pickle.
The Vomatron can best be described as a giant propeller with seats on each end! Similar to what astronauts train in. These guys can't handle the 4G's it puts on you and get sick.
His girl takes the slingshot like a boss while he passes out. Dude can't hang.
Driving a Smart Car = Smart. Being unable to parallel park it = Less smart. Trying to parallel park your smart car in front of a bar full of guys laughing at you = Fail.
That's going to leave a mark! OUCH!!!
Don't waste your money going to amusement parks. Just build them in your backyard.
Wow, that was pretty good!
WTF is going on in this world???