Screw that, why even bother. Gonna be just as hard to get out of there.
Next time don't park near potential roof avalanches.
Don't fall asleep at the controls.
How can you possibly miss those ramps?
You're the only one in the parking lot. How did you not see that?
Ah, isn't young love grand...She got pregnant soon after.
Instead of looking cool on the internet, you now look like a tool.
This guy thinks he's in the mob. Someone should inform him John Gotti died years ago...
Usually women and cars don't mix. Add to the fact that she's a blonde and watch out!
And you thought skateboarding took skill.