This guy has razors for teeth.
It might be easier to just carry a keg.
All that vodka can make flat ground seem like a mountain.
These guys get really creative with passing each other a beer.
Another reason why Russians are cool.
Easy there hulk, you don't need beer muscles just yet.
This dude was already half in the bag before he started...
Don't go near this dog's Budweiser unless you want to lose a hand. Beer is a dog's best friend.
It's a miracle that he didn't drop a single slice on the ground!
To test if people function better drunk or stoned, I got really drunk one night and then really high on another night and made this video.