It's a miracle that he didn't drop a single slice on the ground!
Rednecks don't need to visit an actual dentist. They just get hammered on Jack Daniels and rip out their teeth.
You're not supposed to melt your face off!
This is what happens when you have your drunk buddy assist you in a flaming shot.
To test if people function better drunk or stoned, I got really drunk one night and then really high on another night and made this video.
Remember kids, don't drink and ride!
Grandma can blame it on old age but I think maybe she didn't like her grandson's new bride.
Don't drink and slice watermelon kids...
Nice and quick way to get a buzz!
If you ever want to get dangerous you can try opening a bottle of wine using these tactics.