If you ever want to get dangerous you can try opening a bottle of wine using these tactics.
Somebody had too much spiked eggnog.
All that vodka can make flat ground seem like a mountain.
To test if people function better drunk or stoned, I got really drunk one night and then really high on another night and made this video.
This dude defies gravity for a beer.
This dude was already half in the bag before he started...
Don't leave your drink unattended at this beach because its filled with a bunch of alcoholic monkeys.
This Santa is absolutely hammered! Must have had too much spiked eggnog.
This guy has razors for teeth.
Think twice next time you go to order the larger beer. Its a ripoff!