If you're going to walk out in the middle of traffic then you deserve to get hit.
I think he's going to need a change of underwear. I know I would...
This guy reeks of douchebaggyness. That's what you get for showing off in front of everyone. Instead of looking cool you look like a tool.
Didn't your parents teach you to look both ways before crossing the road.
This dude gets owned after the tree he is cutting swings down and takes out the ladder he is standing on.
And that's how accidents are caused.
Wait for it....Wait for it...
A man lost control of his loaded shopping cart on an escalator which plowed over an unsuspecting woman in a freak accident in China.
Not a single f*ck was given that day. Only in Russia...
Well that didn't go as planned.