No more sailing for the day...
What the hell are you doing!!!
A wheelie fail turns into a motorcycle win.
There's easier ways to get an ice cream...
Sometimes it's just as dangerous on base than it is on the battlefield.
He'll need a change of underwear after that close call.
Highways are a dangerous place!
An 18 wheeler plows into a stopped tanker.
And that's why you wear a helmet!