WTF!!! He ran me over and I jumped on the hood.
Well I wasn't expecting that.
You are supposed to look both ways before crossing the street.
While watching the game at a local pub something caught my attention.
Cross walks are dangerous. Time to file a nice insurance claim!
Can't even enjoy a couple slices of pizza without getting interrupted.
You might want to get that fixed buddy.
That's what you get for trying to cut through everyone. She never had a chance.
This cheerleader gets thrown backwards where nobody can catch her.