It's all over as soon as this boat speeds into a large wake. Human Ragdolls!!!
He should go play the lottery today!
This could have been a lot worse!
Drive like an idiot and this is what you get.
Slow down or get off the road in thick fog.
Highways are a dangerous place!
That sux, those apples are going to spoil...
Unfortunately the door wasn't as strong as he thought. That's the last elevator ride he will ever take. That wheelchair is going to come in handy now.