He should go play the lottery today!
"I need to go check on my cat".
The 911 call from Tom Brady's car accident last week has just been leaked to the internet.
When will the spectators learn not to stand in the path of rally cars? They get wiped out.
Thank god all those people got out of that bus. You couldn't pay me enough to be a bus driver over there.
He thought he could make it until he got closer, but by then it was too late.
He's lucky he walked away with only a broken jaw.
Got what he deserved IMO...
A zorb jumps the fence and tumbles down the mountain into the abyss. Unfortunately one of the people inside didn't make it. Gives a new meaning to the ride of your life.