WTF, Found this in the hot sauce isle.
Kids, learn how to read or this will be you.
You might want to see somebody about that.
Why can't I stop watching this?
Why would you do this to yourself? WTF!
That will turn a few heads.
This is the bloody mary to end all bloody mary's.
That's gotta be some kind of record!
Coolest t-shirt I ever seen!