Got any loose change for this guy? He's going to need it.
This dude rocks. At least he is honest!
He has a large family and is still horny. Please spare some change.
Obama aint the only one who wants change.
He will kick your ass with his dead legs
Please help him get a hair weave.
Family Kidnapped by Ninjas!
Need money for a gift for Britney Spears Sisters Baby..lol