Im pretty sure I have one of those six packs too!
He will plow your driveway for 10 bucks.
Leave it to some weirdo redneck to come up with this.
Now that is what I call a Redneck side view mirror.
Getting married and then having a funeral.
Rednecks need somewhere to put their keys too.
Some rednecks made a scooter out of some materials laying around.
When a redneck can't afford a real trike they just build their own.