This is the bloody mary to end all bloody mary's.
If you thought you were good at beer pong, you haven't played these guys.
These can't possibly be any good can they?
After one game you're trashed!
Don't pass out around your buddy if he's an artist.
Can I borrow those next time I get drunk?
What nice friends you have! Got corn?
Drinking fail. I bet that stung!
Get hammered and pass out on your roof naked!