WTF, don't have any words for this one. How about "creative"?
I really hope that is a costume.
That can't be very comfortable. Cool costume though.
Angelina Jolie can call me baby anytime she wants.
Now thats a pretty cool idea for a Christmas party. Use your nipple as Rudolph's nose! Any women wanna try it?
Time to deliver the baby.
That is going to suck taking off!
Rednecks love their tractors.