He ate one too many crackers and fell asleep cause he was so full.
That's one cool dog. Shut up and pay him.
This person lost their arm to an amputation and replaced the stub with a cool dolphin tattoo.
Holy sh*t look at the size of that thing!
Why can't I stop watching this?
This little guy is hanging on for the ride.
His owner is the richest bum on the streets.