Sounds like my kind of place.
Swans are beautiful but mean birds!
His owner is the richest bum on the streets.
He's in trouble but it's still cute.
On a dogs ass...It's a miracle!
Look at those pearly whites!
His barber botched his haircut.
He ran out of coke so resorted to snakes.
This looks like a scene from the exorcist...lol