Why would you do this to yourself? WTF!
Some people are just plain f'd in the head.
WTF, don't have any words for this one. How about "creative"?
They ran out of volunteers for the army so they started drafting goats.
This is the bloody mary to end all bloody mary's.
I don't think they fit...
You don't want to be outside when these start falling from the sky!
In the end we are all animals anyway.