Why not just cut the tree down?
Must of been a good party.
Never seen a whole tree covered in a web before.
Not sure I would walk through there.
You know you're having a bad day when there's a tree going through your neck.
Perfect graffiti placement win!
A couple of chicks found a tree they have something in common with.
Get the f*ck out of my forest.
Hmmm, what does that look like?