Got any loose change for this guy? He's going to need it.
Honk if you love Jesus, Text while driving if you want to meet him.
Family Kidnapped by Ninjas!
Wonder what you get with a deluxe hug?
It's nice to see you learned a lot...
Plz wash your hands or else.
Beware, you may lose a head.
You better pay this man or else!
At least he got the better half.