Need money for a gift for Britney Spears Sisters Baby..lol
Family Kidnapped by Ninjas!
Please help him get a hair weave.
He will kick your ass with his dead legs
Obama aint the only one who wants change.
He has a large family and is still horny. Please spare some change.
Cheat Codes wont save your soul.
WTF kind of sign is this. Why would they be eating waffles? lol