Why not just cut the tree down?
Must of been a good party.
Never seen a whole tree covered in a web before.
You know you're having a bad day when there's a tree going through your neck.
A couple of chicks found a tree they have something in common with.
Get the f*ck out of my forest.
Right spot at the right time? or just plain lucky?
Thats a pretty cool Christmas decoration.
I think I will put my tree up like that this year.