In the wrong place at the wrong time.
Nice aim...Probably a woman driving.
Never screw with a drummer even if he's in the school band.
Fishing during a hurricane never ends well.
This guy is sick of his neighbor wanting to always borrow his ladder.
What Happens When You Showboat and Don't Block
Wife's Away, So I Had To Pack My Own Lunch
I'm not sure they would be my friends any longer.