That's the splinter to end all splinters.
That will teach him for trying to eat the bird feed.
That's one way to figure out that you're allergic to peanuts.
Why would you do this to yourself? WTF!
Damn that's one nasty looking sunburn with a huge blister! OUCH!!!
She looked like a tasty snack to him. That looks like it hurt.
You know you're having a bad day when there's a tree going through your neck.
He'll never attempt that stunt again.