Guess he doesn't want your spare change.
Family Kidnapped by Ninjas!
He has a large family and is still horny. Please spare some change.
Im blind, can I feel your tits.
This dude rocks. At least he is honest!
The force is not with you!
Obama aint the only one who wants change.
That's one cool dog. Shut up and pay him.
Homeless man needs money for a flux capacitor.