Guess he doesn't want your spare change.
Family Kidnapped by Ninjas!
He has a large family and is still horny. Please spare some change.
Im blind, can I feel your tits.
Obama aint the only one who wants change.
This dude rocks. At least he is honest!
The force is not with you!
That's one cool dog. Shut up and pay him.
Homeless man needs money for a flux capacitor.