Guess he doesn't want your spare change.
Family Kidnapped by Ninjas!
He has a large family and is still horny. Please spare some change.
Im blind, can I feel your tits.
This dude rocks. At least he is honest!
The force is not with you!
Obama aint the only one who wants change.
Homeless man needs money for a flux capacitor.
That's one cool dog. Shut up and pay him.