One too many shots at the bar.
I need to grow a beard just so I can do this!
No harness or ropes. This guy is nuts!
Don't pass out around your buddy if he's an artist.
A stubbed toe can be more dangerous then you think.
You know you're having a bad day when there's a tree going through your neck.
Not sure what to think on this one.
You better pay this man or else!