You know you're fat when your hips touch your ankles.
That will turn a few heads.
That is one hairy back. Gross!
I think I would pass on a slice of this.
Not sure wtf is going on here...
Someone get this guy a dentist!
He'll never attempt that stunt again.
Next time you pay for your groceries just remember whats below.
He drank a little too much last night.