At least he got the better half.
Where can I buy this epic t-shirt???
Baby I'm Pregnant, What Do You Want It To Be?
hmm, What's been going on at this park at night?
I like the shirt on the left better.
Grandma Caught a Dildo While Fishing
Ha Ha this guy makes a good point.
Where do babies come from?
It's Christmas eve and Santa will be coming soon!
Just put the tip in, see how it feels.