You know you're fat when your hips touch your ankles.
Not so sure he is a chick magnet.
This takes having no neck to a whole new level!
I've heard about having eyes in the back of your head but this is taking it to a whole new level.
You would never know he likes fast food so much...
He ate a little bit too much for hibernation this year.
I'm pretty sure this wasn't made for fat women.