One too many shots at the bar.
No privacy in this public bathroom.
I wonder what extra pepperoni looks like?
Putting your baby on the floor so you can pour some coffee is fail!
Who came up with that layout?
Not only did you fail, but you did it while riding a pink powerwheels barbie convertible.
I think i'll start carrying chalk around with me too!
Instead of letting him know, this guy gets a good pic.