If you see someone drowning, laugh out loud.
He wanted to see her naked no matter what.
Something looks strange in your carriage.
Who came up with that layout?
The awkward moment when your friend's thumb makes you look like a tranny.
Next time you get half naked and start taking pictures, tell your son to leave.
Why on earth would you get that tattoo?
The worst one has to be the autocorrect to his mom....yikes!
I think i'll start carrying chalk around with me too!