Next time you try to look hot, flush the damn toilet!
Spitting in your food did not work out like he planned.
I think i'll start carrying chalk around with me too!
Who came up with that layout?
If you see someone drowning, laugh out loud.
Notice every blonde hottie screwed this one up.
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Did your wife forget to do laundry or do you just like wearing womens underwear?