Leave it to an Asian to come up with this. Fast and Furious fail.
That description was a bit graphic.
Why would he include his middle initial?
Something looks strange in your carriage.
Even I could have done better then that, and I suck at Photoshop!
Hmm, what's going on at that salon?
I'll help in a second. I got to get this shot!
hmmm, something don't look right!