Paint Lids Came Off While Hitting Some Bumps
Some people shouldn't be allowed to have kids...
Something looks strange in your carriage.
I wonder what extra pepperoni looks like?
I'll help in a second. I got to get this shot!
Even I could have done better then that, and I suck at Photoshop!
Not only did you fail, but you did it while riding a pink powerwheels barbie convertible.
Why would he include his middle initial?