He wanted to see her naked no matter what.
The awkward moment when your friend's thumb makes you look like a tranny.
Nice aim...Probably a woman driving.
This guy gets all the chicks!
Next time you try to look hot, flush the damn toilet!
Probably one of the worst tattoos I have ever seen.
Guess she gave me the wrong number.
The worst one has to be the autocorrect to his mom....yikes!