That's the splinter to end all splinters.
Not only did you fail, but you did it while riding a pink powerwheels barbie convertible.
Bad place to park the car that day!
This guy takes his Wild Turkey and Coke stiff...
I never liked Wild Turkey and Coke myself.
Maybe he's taking a nap because he doesn't feel good?
Right spot at the right time? or just plain lucky?