Now thats a pretty cool idea for a Christmas party. Use your nipple as Rudolph's nose! Any women wanna try it?
That is going to suck taking off!
Swans are beautiful but mean birds!
This guy gets all the chicks!
Rednecks love their tractors.
WTF, don't have any words for this one. How about "creative"?
She can visit me in my nightmares any time she wants!