I want to hold her hand too!
This is the bloody mary to end all bloody mary's.
Try a shot of this stuff but be careful, it packs a bite.
After one game you're trashed!
Don't pass out around your buddy if he's an artist.
What nice friends you have! Got corn?
Did you piss off your buddy by sleeping with his girl. Why not get him a bro bouquet to say you're sorry!
I know what I'm doing with my empties now!
Drinking fail. I bet that stung!
Anyone for a game of beer pong?