77 Years Young

A 77-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.

His friend whic...read more

6/3/2012 12:00:00 AM

13,564

New Year Resolution- for pets!

15. I will not eat other animals poop.

14. I will not lick my humans face after eating animal po...read more

1/5/2011 12:00:00 AM

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10 New Years resolutions

1.I resolve to work with neglected children. (my own)
2.I will answer my snail mail with the same e...read more

12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

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Ten Indications of a New Year Hangover

1.You get it into your head that chirping birds are the Devils pets.
2.Trying to gain control of t...read more

12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

2,886

New Years lecture

On New Years Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and w...read more

12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

2,791

New Years Wish

On New Years Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the s...read more

12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

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Email Thanks!

As we approach the beginning of another year I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails...read more

12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

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365 times/year

A man takes his wife to a livestock show. They start heading down the alley where the bulls are kept...read more

1/21/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,907

One Year Ago

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
...read more

10/13/2008 12:00:00 AM

9,040

25 years ago

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected o...read more

9/16/2008 12:00:00 AM

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