To My Dearest Wife

During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, whi...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

56,171

Two Humping Dogs

Two guys where walking down the street when they saw two dogs humping. One said, “I wonder how...read more

7/20/2010 12:00:00 AM

3,952

Walmart Shopping With The Wife

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.

The husband picks up a case of Budweiser...read more

3/19/2012 12:00:00 AM

22,597

Wedding Night Surprise

A young couple were on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the...read more

7/24/2012 12:00:00 AM

15,815

What a wife would do for her husband

Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utt...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

58,418

Whorehouse

A trucker goes into a whorehouse and hands the Madam five hundred dollars.

He says, "I want your...read more

4/28/2013 10:34:16 AM

8,118

Whos fucked now?

A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer and dryer, but there was no price ...read more

8/31/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,658

Wife asks Husband???

Wife asks husband,

"How many women have you slept with?"

Husband proudly replies,
...read more

7/29/2010 12:00:00 AM

6,441

Wife lost in Home Depot

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around at Home Depot when they collide. Th...read more

7/6/2010 12:00:00 AM

6,109