3 dogs

There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,"I chewed up all my master...read more

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All women LOVE Tiffanys

A lady walks into Tiffanys.. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to ...read more

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Blind Carpenter

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Definitely!

A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "de...read more

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Farting at Tiffanys

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Jack SHIT

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when som...read more

1/13/2009 12:00:00 AM

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My Dog Skippy

A woman goes to her boyfriends parents house for Christmas dinner.

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Safe Landing

A plane takes off from New Yorks Kennedy Airport. After it reaches a cruising altitude, Captain Spar...read more

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Shit my pants

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Shitting upside down

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