Twenty dollar parrot

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesnt have any feet...read more

3/2/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,332

What do we have in common?

A tomato, a piece of gum, and a penis are all talking.

The tomato says "Ive got the worst l...read more

1/18/2010 12:00:00 AM

6,400

Definition of Embarrassment

Q: Whats the definition of embarrassment?

A: Running into a brick wall with an erection and break...read more

1/18/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,067

Where is my 6 inches?

True Story... A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didnt, turn...read more

11/13/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,843

Not touchin it

An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal...

Soon seeing he n...read more

7/20/2009 12:00:00 AM

11,129

Hard?

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front des...read more

6/2/2009 12:00:00 AM

11,895

I need more rope!

One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an inn...read more

5/20/2009 12:00:00 AM

11,926

The more you rub it the bigger it gets!

One day a teacher went into her class room and saw the word, “penis” written in small le...read more

4/21/2009 12:00:00 AM

13,359

Keep it in the PANTS!

A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill tattooed on his dick.
...read more

2/25/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,221

Short Fuse

A large, built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his pl...read more

2/18/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,876