The Penis wants a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

1. I do physical labor...read more

9/20/2005 2:00:00 PM

118,883

5 reasons not to be a penis...

1. Youre bald your whole life.

2. You have a hole in your head.

3. Your neighbors are nuts. ...read more

9/14/2005 1:05:00 AM

103,371

What Kind Of Penis Do You Have?

The Excedrin Penis: Its tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.
The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you.
The Magnavo...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

60,012

Circumcised

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his cr...read more

4/14/2011 12:00:00 AM

22,308

My new password

A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer.

A husband, "PutM...read more

12/17/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,007

Caught in the act!

Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white male, resident of White Plains, NY, in a pumpk...read more

10/31/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,890

Your Neighbors

A guy is driving out in the middle of nowhere, very lost. Finally he spots 2 houses so he goes up to...read more

10/25/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,266

A foot and a half

Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding ...read more

9/21/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,007

Life in prison

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know Im a virgin and I dont know
anything about sex. ...read more

8/31/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,108

Homosexual Cooking

A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to the...read more

3/30/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,903