Keep it in the PANTS!

A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill tattooed on his dick.
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2/25/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,223

My new password

A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer.

A husband, "PutM...read more

12/17/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,016

The more you rub it the bigger it gets!

One day a teacher went into her class room and saw the word, “penis” written in small le...read more

4/21/2009 12:00:00 AM

13,385

Penis Study

In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a mans penis was larger than ...read more

6/2/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,008

Short Fuse

A large, built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his pl...read more

2/18/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,882

Exhibitionist

There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane. At the top of the stairs there was ...read more

11/4/2008 12:00:00 AM

10,157

The Penis wants a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

1. I do physical labor...read more

9/20/2005 2:00:00 PM

118,887

3 Kinds of Penises

A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"

The mother, surprised, ...read more

12/26/2012 12:00:00 AM

15,159

Orange penis

A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, youve got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor p...read more

8/31/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,506

Not touchin it

An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal...

Soon seeing he n...read more

7/20/2009 12:00:00 AM

11,137