Not wearing panties

A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick gla...read more

12/17/2010 12:00:00 AM

7,509

Th clock shop, not cock shop!

A man walks into a watch and clock store, unzips his trousers and slaps his cock on the counter. The...read more

11/28/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,858

Things NOT to say to a cop!

1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t real...read more

8/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,799

Not going to make it...

Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned fo...read more

7/29/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,056

Not doing it for me anymore...

This guy visits the doctors and says, "Doc, I think Ive got a sex problem. I cant get it up for...read more

4/20/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,581

Not all is a loss...

A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the u...read more

3/15/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,455

Not touchin it

An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal...

Soon seeing he n...read more

7/20/2009 12:00:00 AM

11,133

To shave or not to shave

A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard.

&q...read more

2/18/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,509

Do Not Distrub!

An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. ...read more

1/7/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,933

Where not to put the smoking patch

Two priests were taking a piss in the urinals one day and the one priest looks down and sees a nicot...read more

1/2/2009 12:00:00 AM

12,404