There once was a man from Cass...

There once was a man from Cass.
Whose balls were made out of brass.
When they tinkled together,
T...read more

4/14/2009 12:00:00 AM

8,226

Something cool to slip into

Two men named Cecil and Scott live together. One very hot day, Cecil walked into the kitchen and fou...read more

10/6/2009 12:00:00 AM

7,841

Male Statements

Statement: "Im a Romantic."
True Meaning: "Im poor."

Statement: "Youre ...read more

11/4/2009 12:00:00 AM

7,524

Emotion party

A lady is throwing a party where each guest shows up as their favorite emotion. A guest arrives dres...read more

10/6/2009 12:00:00 AM

7,524

Ipod and farting

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The mus...read more

6/2/2010 12:00:00 AM

7,183

Depressed man

Theres a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, ...read more

1/5/2011 12:00:00 AM

6,196

8 things youll never hear a man say...

8. Here honey, you use the remote.

7. You know, Id like to see her again, but her breasts are ju...read more

2/16/2010 12:00:00 AM

6,102

He said to me....

He said to me . . . I dont know why you wear a bra; youve got nothing to put in it
I said to him . ...read more

10/1/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,669

Man WANTED

A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read ...read more

5/3/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,532

Weathermen vs Weatherwomen

True Story... A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didnt, turn...read more

2/9/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,428