The 7 Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

2. The Dentist - who tells her to "o...read more

7/29/2011 12:00:00 AM

28,206

The Blind Man in Flight

A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he noticed that something was wrong. He made his w...read more

11/18/2005 12:00:00 AM

108,633

There once was a man from Cass...

There once was a man from Cass.
Whose balls were made out of brass.
When they tinkled together,
T...read more

4/14/2009 12:00:00 AM

8,214

Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say...

What do you mean today’s our anniversary?
I’ll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. ...read more

6/23/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,901

True Statements from Men

Statement: "Im a Romantic."
True Meaning: "Im poor."

Statement: "Youre ...read more

2/2/2011 12:00:00 AM

13,062

Weathermen vs Weatherwomen

True Story... A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didnt, turn...read more

2/9/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,415

What a MAN is really saying

"IM GOING FISHIN."
Really means..."Im going to drink myself dangerously stupid and s...read more

3/25/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,305

WHAT???

A husband shows his wife a study which indicates that on the average men use 15,000 words a day, whe...read more

4/14/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,861

Who wears the panties?

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were und...read more

2/18/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,873

Why Men Are Happier Than Women

1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. ...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

71,829