2 Drunks, 1 Brillant Idea!

One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they...read more

1/21/2009 12:00:00 AM

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Emotion party

A lady is throwing a party where each guest shows up as their favorite emotion. A guest arrives dres...read more

10/6/2009 12:00:00 AM

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Reasons Why Cookie Dough is Better than Men...

1. Its enjoyable hard or soft.

2. It makes a mess too, but it tastes better.

3. It doesnt min...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

37,586

Ipod and farting

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The mus...read more

6/2/2010 12:00:00 AM

7,074

Beerfuck

A guys talking to a girl in a bar.
He says, "Whats your name?"
She says, "Carmen.&q...read more

1/3/2010 12:00:00 AM

8,260

Black Man on Halloween

A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days. So the husband tells h...read more

5/13/2011 12:00:00 AM

18,690

Who wears the panties?

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were und...read more

2/18/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,874

8 things youll never hear a man say...

8. Here honey, you use the remote.

7. You know, Id like to see her again, but her breasts are ju...read more

2/16/2010 12:00:00 AM

6,084

Cris-co vs Lard Ass

A guy is walking around in a supermarket yelling, "Cris-co, Cris-co?" A store clerk says t...read more

3/30/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,556

Four Catholic Men and a Woman

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his frien...read more

8/27/2012 12:00:00 AM

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