Men and Aniversaries

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her ro...read more

1/7/2009 12:00:00 AM

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Reasons Why Cookie Dough is Better than Men...

1. Its enjoyable hard or soft.

2. It makes a mess too, but it tastes better.

3. It doesnt min...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

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Adam and Eve

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

So, God asked him, "Whats w...read more

7/12/2010 12:00:00 AM

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Why Men Are Happier Than Women

1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. ...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

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Ipod and farting

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The mus...read more

6/2/2010 12:00:00 AM

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Point System...for men

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and y...read more

2/2/2010 12:00:00 AM

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Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say...

What do you mean today’s our anniversary?
I’ll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. ...read more

6/23/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,900

Drunks!

A really sloppy drunk is draped over the bar. The bartender tells him, "OK, youve had enough. I...read more

2/7/2011 12:00:00 AM

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A Bachelors Diet

The Bachelor Diet

Monday

Breakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpast...read more

6/2/2009 12:00:00 AM

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True Statements from Men

Statement: "Im a Romantic."
True Meaning: "Im poor."

Statement: "Youre ...read more

2/2/2011 12:00:00 AM

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