Performance vs. Rehearsal

A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon. He says to his buddy at lunch, "Last night, I...read more

4/14/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,166

Married 3 Times

A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells...read more

8/9/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,036

Golf vs Funeral

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to ...read more

8/18/2010 12:00:00 AM

3,978

I need more rope!

One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an inn...read more

5/20/2009 12:00:00 AM

11,926

Dont mess around

My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight."...read more

10/30/2008 12:00:00 AM

10,235

How long have you been married?

This man was talking to a group of men at a bar and he said, "In my house I am the boss, I say ...read more

6/2/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,242

The 3 Daughters

There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldnt afford it and neither...read more

4/7/2011 12:00:00 AM

20,437

Your ass or mine?

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroo...read more

11/4/2008 12:00:00 AM

13,366

Im Married

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his companys Christmas Party. Jack is not normall...read more

12/21/2008 12:00:00 AM

11,829

How many women can you marry?

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his younger cousin asked him, "...read more

9/14/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,387